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"sofa king we todd it" sucks my dick. "sofa king, we taught it" would be much better, a literary gem, a grammatically possible English sentence.

p.s. fuck gender bias and feminist extremest hypocracy.

better than Kanji

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

If I were to create my own logographic writing system, my name would be

yes, i have THAT much free time

Guess what I just found? A masterpiece that I created in the wee stoned hours of my Thanksgiving break and then totally forgot about. You guys are definitely going to mock me for this, but... look: we're supa-heroes!!!

Man or Liar?

What do you see?

My Fave Online Art Mags

Don't know if anyone besides me cares, but the 11th issue of Candy* Magazine is out and available for download. Actually, its been out for a while, but I didn't really notice until right now. Same goes for the 4th issue of NewSugar Magazine (you can download it here).

drawing by Taylor White

this reminds me of jeffree star's excellent pic:

and relatedly:

What Does It All Mean? NADA!!

So I just checked out Kelso's blog, and her collage of cool shit reminded me of this weird collage thing I made a while back:

I don't really know what this is about. I think I initially started with the idea of beautification in relation to Naziism, but...uh...clearly that theme was lost somewhere along the way.

Freudian Slipping All Over the Place

Long day. Long fucking day. I discovered that reading Flaubert's "Un Coeur Simple" in the original French is about 50 times more tedious than reading the English translation. Poutain! So anyway, in order to cheer myself up I did my usual routine: curled up in bed with a box of half-eaten chocolates and my iTunes crooning Apologies to The Queen Mary, and checked out the latest posts on Tiny Mixtapes. Despite the fact that the mixtape robots NEVER reply to any of my requests, they do frequently come up with some pretty excellent playlists. For example, they just came up with a list of Songs for Freudian Slips. I happen to be someone who frequently falls prey to the Freudian slip, so I'm pumped to listen to this mix. Especially since it includes Sigur Ros AND Bon Iver. This should be good!!

P.S. On a completely unrelated note, I found this picture among some saved nonsense on my computer, and thought it was a good response to Emmie's post from yesterday: